how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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