I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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