I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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