Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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