he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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