i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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