Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I am available for nakedness
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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