Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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