I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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