Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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