I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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