There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
