apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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