The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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