please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
