Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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