Your tits are I can't wait for
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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