you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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