first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
