It's a beautiful day for a hangover
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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