I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
