I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just cropdusted the office
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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