found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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