ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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