tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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