my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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