on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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