Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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