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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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