her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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