Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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