sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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