So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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