Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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