party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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