i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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