do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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