So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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