: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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