Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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