problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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