Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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