I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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