at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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