ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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