i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So much rum. So many feels.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
