I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We have started to decorate penises.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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