is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I want to be your penis for a week.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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