He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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