My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize
