that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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