Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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