some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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