when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
The ass gains better be worth it
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