I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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