i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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